(The children laugh.) Tony:Of course. Emma:(runs while pulling Zuri)I'm sorry,but it took me forever to get her to wear this. Zuri:Who needs to know geography in the Wild East? Bertram:Did you actually just compliment my cleaning skills? You are grounded, go to your cage! Can't anything go right? Dousing people with water is my specialty! It's adorable. At the same time, they both say "you're fired" to Jessie) What! Maybe a potato peeling race isn't a game for civilians. (Christina sighs, and grabs Jessie's hands. Emma:(holding a bag)OK,what's the make-up emergency? (He starts to turn, Emma pushes Luke onto Jessie, and Zuri stands), (Emma crawls over Jessie to get to Luke, Ravi does the same. Now,can we talk about Area 51? Even though you dumped him and stomped on his heart? Thank you so much for bringing Taylor's mom home. That's what we call bathrooms. Does anyone know anything about a bull delivery? I'm not going to yell! Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript. (points), (scene changes to screening room,time changes to day). Jessie:I just always liked that name. Jessie:Now is the time to blow that whistle! That is cold. You're staying, and you (Emma) should care! Ravi: (To videogame) Consume lead, robotic ruffians! Bertram:That's what I thought when I read your script. (Jessie fake coughs to remind Emma) Oh- That force is gravity! Ravi:Because watching me whip Luke's thorax would be thrilling? She also knitted me this Jessie:I was going to say snorkel warmer,but either way she needs a new hobby. I was chased for 20 blocks by hungry dogs and angry vegans! Bertram: Don't know, don't care. Make me brownies. Jessie:No,I meant I know how I'm going to finish my movie! She's like a mini-me! Jessie:On the bright side,he'll have friends! Jessie: Are they both horrible jerks with dead end jobs,who make you pick up the check because they left their wallet in their girlfriend's car? Bertram:The grocery store started using this stupid delivery app! That's what love is like! ), (Scene changes to the set of Galactopus 2.). Emma:(as poodle,enters the scene)Hi,hi,hi,hi! I never thought I'd say this to a kid,butwould you like to stay for dinner? You can actually see the exact moment my soul gets crushed. Jessie Episode Tran scripts s01e01 - New York, New Nanny s01e02 - The Talented Mr. Kipling s01e03 - Used Karma s01e04 - Zombie Tea Party 5 s01e05 - One Day Wonders s01e06 - Zuri's New Old Friend s01e07 - Creepy Connie Comes a Callin s01e08 - Christmas Story s01e09 - Star Wars s01e10 - Are You Cooler Than a 5th Grader? These would cost him 200 bucks downtown! Zuri:Jessie,you gotta stop recruiting me and Taylor for you weird military games. Coach Penny:Ugh! Wild West! My true love,the sheriff,will save me! It aired on September 7, 2012 . Whatever your name was (Turns to Jessie) Hey, Jessie, wanna be my new nanny? Zuri:I don't know who this Zuni character is,but I find the scene where she happily finishes her homework totally unbelievable.(nods). Jessie:It's nice to see you happy for your brother. (Who Shot Roger Rabbit?) Pretzels with hot mustard,turkey schnitzel,and sauerkraut balls. Ravi:You want to be the mascot? AWESOME! Zuri,I think it might be time to call in that big favor from you-know-who. What's the babe squad doing here? Zuri:How 'bout people stop cooking my work? So is your mom stationed in New York now? Now,hold still and let her return you to normal! Jessie:What? A blue comet speeds towards Planet Z. She sucks on him for a beat then proceeds to pound the toy repeatedly against the rail of her crib, forcing some of his parts loose. Morgan: (changing the subject) who wants to see the cool toy that George Lucas gave me? (Opens the door, sees Mr. Kipling, screams, and closes the door.). disney jessie transcripts. Maybelle just texted me,and Justin asked her to the carnival,but his sister used to date the cousin of Blake's ex-girlfriend's dog-walker,so if Maybelle says yes to Justin,and I say yes to Blake,this could get complicated! The pep rally is a success! (sighs)Sorry,Jessie,Chantal,whoever you are. Bertram:Uh,Tony just called. Jessie:Never mind. (continues walking to the kitchen), Bertram:Everything you shot! Jessie:Okay, I made everyone cookiesand where did everyone go? Any questions?" Ravi:If she had been more supportive,I would have warned her about the bull in the kitchen. You don't wanna wake him up. Aladdin (1992)/Transcript. Did I make it on time? Ravi:Because it is the end of the Bollywood movie,it is what we do! Tony runs over to Jessie.). (Morgan laughs, and leads the group out and back home. (drags Luke to a chair). Join Backstage to access jobs you can apply to right now! Please,please,pleaseeeeeeee? (Zuri and Emma help Jessie from injuries). Jessie:That's for the comments on my script. You have to be out the door in 22 minutes! I think they might have run away because they hate you. Jessie:OK,I'm starting to see the cons of suggesting that! Jessie: (gasps) I loved the original Galactapus! Jessie:Zuri,you are also in charge of set design. Once again, you are first on the Naughty Board. Thanks for never calling me back. Zuri:You mean that cowpoke? Tony: Poor Emma is really disappointed, huh? Taylor:Yeah,I don't really know this song. Luke:Jessie,when you said I was "in charge of the boom",I thought I would get to blow stuff up! Jessie:Go,go,go,go. Jessie:Bertram,we need you to plan a party menu for Taylor's 1st birthday in New York. (He grabs on to Emma, Emma screams. Does he have an older bro? My banners are on back-order,the face paint I got runs,and even though I banned the debate team from the pep rally,they still argued their way in. Bertram:Oh,so then you can fail 3 times! It is like eating hot curry- I love it, but I always get burned in the end! (To Bertram) Do we have a hole? Jessie/Transcript < G.I. It's funny sped up,too! (ZURI closes the door and drags JESSIE to the next house with RAVI) ZURI- Jessie, you need to calm down!!! Emma:(pushes Jessie)Guess that outfit will have to do! (stands up)I'm not going to school,and neither is this stupid mask! I don't want a party. The judges discuss this. Zuri: This is Jessie. You just gotta be the bee. I was about to order that juicer! She's mean, but she's not an idiot! (in shock), (scene changes to the kitchen,bus leaves in 25:00). Luke: Well, I like my friends real, especially my lady friends (Smiling at Jessie, Jessie pushes him away). And the rest of you,too. Were we not compiling a complete list? Jessie:(looks at Luke)Are you thinking what I'm thinking? It's Mom and Dad! Ravi:I think I split something doing the splits. Luke:Oh,now I see why they call it a "Boom".(chuckles). Once he reaches a cratered area, he lowers himself and closes his jetpack. Jessie:Girls! Ravi:I cannot make a mold of Luke's face without permission! Bertram:You know,all the stuff that wasn't in your script is actually kind of entertaining! Jessie:Then when we mentioned her birthday,Taylor burst into tears,and ran off. Jessie:Uh,could you try to panic from the neck down? Are You Cooler Than a Fifth Grader? Jessie:Oh,my gosh! Don't worry,we won't let it go to waste. (about to kiss)(cringes). I really appreciate it,but there's only an hour until the deadline. demonstrates that even against massive opposing forces, one stronger force can keep everything together. Jessie:Whoa,that is a giant pro! The show followed Jessie, played by Debbie Ryan, as she moved from a small town to New York City. Luke:What's to know? Jessie:No,Bertram,no,we don't have time to eat! But thank you for staying up all night to help fix what Luke broke Jessie: Oh, guys, your lunches! I've been watching New Year's Eve in Time's Square since I was a kid. Jessie:Oh,you just follow the notes on the screen and play a patriotic song. Jessie:Wait,you mean,I have to go to school today? I'm so afraid Ravi! :) Subscribe via Email. Christina: Em about your projectwe're really sorry, but we're not going to be able to make it. Jessie:Oh,that's supposed to say "lizard". (walks away, looks weirdly). They miss you. The snow was high,the morale was low-. Hey! Zuri: Sometimes, but they never come up for air long enough to notice (Shouting is heard from the kids; Morgan and Christina run to hug them.). ), (The door opens with Jessie in a costume. (Atefeh walks off as the scene shows her splashing water in her face. Zombie Tea Party 5 5. Jessie comes in.). Zuri:I'm a 10 year old girl with a mustache. Jessie:OK,fine! (Emma,Luke,Ravi and Zuri using their phones). (Jessies suitcase is thrown out) Ha, ha, you missed me! Tony:Sorry,but re-living out relationship is making me feel kind of uncomfortable. Jessie:Why do you get to pick the mascot? On the bright side,at least your outfit matches the teacup! Taylor:Grandma,you're in the park! I have girl eyebrows! Jessie: That was rude! What are we going to do? Jessie:Excuse him and his ridiculous conspiracy theories. I was supposed to gather 30 different leaves,and these are all different! (walks away), (scene changes to kitchen,bus leaves in 15:35), Ravi:Now,I am going to carefully pry the mask from your face. (Grabs Zuri and Ravi, and Luke follows them. That's how I wound up with my third husband. (To Christina) That extra broke my tentacle. I still have a marble lodged in my ear. Morgan: (To Christina) Wow, that extra is fantastic! Jessie: You didn't do it? Jessie:There is no way I'm doing a movie where women wear skimpy clothes and are objectified. Zuri: Whatever. I'm so sorry. (pause) Just don't mess up my pep rally! Bertram:(takes a bag)The guy at the snack stand hadn't started cooking yet,so all I got was a bunch of ingredients. It's our thing. I have to make you look 2 years younger! Apparently,I'm no longer one of her favorite things. Jessie:That was before I was in charge of her. About; Blog . Emma:What? Scene: Elevator to the Rosses apartment opens showing Jessie pulled along by Zuri. (Zuri laughs.) Remain perfectly still and please remember,skin grows back. Oh, you think this is funny! Emma:I know,but after that is when I get all my meetings and trendsetting done. (Ravi hugs a very shaken and unstable Jessie), Jessie: You are welcome now, now if you'll excuse me, I need to change my pantsand not cause they're ripped. You just made the first cut! I'm sorry I upset Mr. Kipling, so, I made him some chicken-fried crickets! Please only add pages that pertain to this category. (pushes mask). Many young actors got their breakout roles on the show, but where are they now? I am sure no one noticed! Luke: (runs in, apparently was spying) Mom! She sneaks by the stage crew and ends up onstage.). Jessie:I know,that's why Bertram's taking you to the park! Just keep 'em. Nanny Kay (the Ross's old nanny) runs screaming out of the Fairfield lobby). Tony:What's wrong? (bus leaves in 7:35,Jessie runs to the balcony), Luke:(pants after looking in the mirror)Look what she did to me! Or,an hour,that fazool binds you right up! You saved me just in time. Oh,this is perfect! (shows a box decorated with water pictures with a water faucet on the top). Emma:They're here to see who wins the mascot job,since they'll be spending so much time with him. Hey, thatincludes Milly the Mermaid. Emma:Right? If anybody eyeballs me, they're going in the hole! I see what you mean about that spit spray. Ravi:Everything will be fine. Remember out trip to the Pittsburgh Powertool Festival? Emma:We just got text reminders! Taylor:(stands up)And his belt buckle is the snooze button? They all scream something along the lines of 'ow') Sorry kidscould of been worse, that tuna could've been canned! Walgreens says it will NOT sell abortion pills in 20 Republican-controlled states even where it is still legal. Zuri:Sure,but take Jessie's. I have oodles of free time,because I have no social life! I have very mixed emotions about this! Bertram: I have no idea, but I say 'well done!'. Jessie: Hey, Emma, good luck at the science fair, and remember that Pluto may need some extra glue. (Mr. Kipling swipes at Jessie's ice cream and it drops to the floor in front of him). Why does everything happen to me? If I do not turn it in,I will lose my perfect, 4.0 grade point average! (to Jessie) The first step is admitting you have a problem. Jessie turns and watches Luke, Emma, and Ravi chase eachother into the living room) Emma: LUKE! No Comments Yet Jessie:Because this error message says "Please enter a password." Ravi:I am a wasp. Bertram: Don't you need a career first? Jessie: (To Emma) Hey! Jessie:It was the first Christmas without Dad. It stands for "Pointless Exercise". You are a horrible student! Provide rapid on-s Ravi:Am I to assume I will play the role of Duke,the suave ladies' man? Luke:Do I have some of that goop left on my face? Jessie:You guys are going to be late! Jessie:Just hold your boeuf! Jessie:OK,(grunting to get up)let's try 'er again. Jessie:No,they're all spinach,painted different colors,none of which occur in nature. Zuri is on the steps.) Jessie:OK,I'm still a little blinded from the beautiful,shiny baby,but it looks you're playing tug-of-war with Luke! It tends to make you a little cranky! Jessie:When do you stand? Zuri:It is. But,like I always say,when life gives you eggs,make a frittata! Bertram:You're going to quit showbiz and move back to Texas? Jessie:OK,people,we only have 13 hours to get this movie in the can. Mimes? (shakes spatula). And now that I've split my pants,it's a little too drafty. Luke:Oh,no! I even chopped stuff! FYI,you have way more worry-lines now than when you started working here. Luke:The mascot gets to hang out with the cheerleaders? Emma:Ten bucks says the battery in the camera dies before we get this. Toy Story Jessie Toys, Disney Pixar Kids Toy Story Toys & Hobbies, Pixar Jessie Toy Story Cartoon & TV Character Action Figures, (pushes elevator button)Have a nice day! Let's bounce- (Gets up to leave. Where were they hiding? Then suddenly, they zip me into this get-up and I'm standing on the street, trying to get people to eat at "Dan's Diggity Dog Delight"! Zuri:There's gotta be something you can do! There is nothing romantic about being crushed by a train! We only have (looks at watch,bus leaves in 30:00) 30 minutes! Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. Am I getting warm? Isn't this nice? Jessie:Oh,just go point the camera and capture the magic! (prepares to throw mask). Gettin pretty good at this nanny stuff. Zuri:We're throwing a birthday party for you! Coach Penny:(blows whistle) These two mascot wanna-bees. Jessie:OK,now,remember what we talked about. (Laughs again). "Alright class, your assignment over the week is to write to a pen pal to someone from another town. Nice velociraptor(Screams, while going through tubes to escape Mr. Kipling) Help! Luke:He took the words right out of my mouth! A Jessie rerun on Disney Channel (11.30.2019) by . Free Monologues For Kids and Teens Disney Monologues. Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Script (first draft) Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Transcript. I have a cement face,and I just stuffed it with caterpillars! Bertram:I thought you were helping make dinner. (With Ravi) Yes! Jessie: What?! And I don't have the time to sit and audition tons of young,good looking guys! Jessie:Did you guys hear about that alien invasion? I already called in an expert. (main cast dressed as Indians dancing to Indian music), (dance ends when the cast put their hands up and look up). Ravi:(nods)Fine with me! These ought to ward off the wedgies. Jessie:Oh,sorry. The kid who gets winded just changing into gym clothes. Zuri: Bye, nanny! Nothing says "birthday" like an obstacle course. And if it makes you feel better, I was pretending you were James Franco the whole time. These hips aren't as young as they used to be. Jessie:(scared)Actually,it's what you don't have on your face! Luke:I'm not going to overreact,I'm going to panic! The children are laughing.). (pushes Ravi away)Where's Zuri? Emma:It was awkward enough for those of us who had to watch it in real life. It's not romantic to say that my eyes remind you of a monkey's butt. So now I'm going to destroy your project,which is also my face! (Trips and drops Emma's project, gasps. Jessie:Taylor and I know that because we were both raised in the military! (walks away). They're sending up the food I ordered! (Jessie is hit with her cup; she rubs her head while Zuri looks amused. Jessie:Yeah,OK. (pulls off mask), (Ravi and Jessie look at Luke's face and mask and shudder and gasp). Jessie: Get back here or your fancy new 8-slice toaster is toast! I just combed my arms! I'm used to it. Jessie:(sighs)I am completely exhausted. Thank you, Jessie, for your excellent tutelage! Ravi: My art class project is complete,and,as usual,I am ready! Jessie:Oh,they just emailed me my theme! What're the parents going to say?! You're a survivor. I want a producer credit for that! (She flips a switch on the proje'ct and it glows and turns.) Now get in,we need to start the scene! They have these giant leaf holders there called trees! Jessie:Guys,knock it off! (pulls Luke) Why is it always so difficult to get you guys out the door on time? (points to eye). But I don't even know your name! I promised Christina I would do a better job of getting the kids to school on time. (continues laughing). (crosses her legs). I promised Christina you'd be on time for school,but every morning,it's the same stupid battle! Jessie: (reading)we're running away because we hate you Bertram: I read between the lines. (stands up)Luke,perhaps you will take comfort that some small part of you will finally receive an A!