[whispers to Peter] Vanessa: Id gone international, taking out mass murderers, gangsters, unspeakable monsters. Firefist: She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. Because of me, hes going to know what real love looks like.Cable: Because of you, Ill always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like.Deadpool: Im a grower, not a shower.Domino: I shouldve finished college. By Chase Magnett To understand why I took a cat-nap on one twelve hundred gallons of high-test fuel I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago. APARTMENT. Deadpool: Deadpool: We should go before Fuckernaut wakes up. | God, it smells like Hitler's anus, which which would make sense, wouldn't it? A lighter clinks. Oh, well that's that's just the most beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is. It isnt too late. And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. We're definitely naming our kid Cher! - Deadpool. Deadpool: Both movies have embraced current history and pop culture, and that shines through in a hilarious line that is clearly made in reference to the #MeToo movement. I have one right now. Let's talk. Blind Al: Domino: Did he just call himself God? : Deadpool: [travels back in time before Peter is killed] Peter!Peter: Wooh! Seriously, I don't get it! You need to just keep living.Deadpool: Thank you, Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure.Blind Al: Listen to the pain. Deadpool: We're gonna lose 'em. Oh? Domino What have we done? Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man." It's kind of a shame that Deadpool is the film that breaks the X-Men franchise streak of having . [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck] Hes dead.Domino: The whole team?Deadpool: Only the main ones. Following the success of "Deadpool" in 2016, the anti-hero is back for a sequel. It was at Blind Al house Wade legs was growing and there was domino the taxi guy and weasel and cable.showed up . Enjoy! [to prison goon] Deadpool: Cable: Heres a spoiler alert. With that in mind, our guide to creating your own Domino costume includes info on both the original and movie versions of the super-heroine's appearance. Right. Oh-ho. I never shouldve left you there. Yeah, why would they? There it is. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! Deadpool: It's a little hard to hear you with that pity-dick in your mouth. There was a line I don't remember it while watching it and I didn't get it either . Aw. He called you Justin Bieber. : Release Dates I want to fill my soul. [we see the old Deadpool/Weapon XI when his mouth was closed off]Logan: Wade, is that you? It's kinda like if the Beatles were produced by Nickelback. OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! They should've just amputated it, why shit in it? Deadpool: Wade Wilson: : I would be disgraced. Deadpool rejects his perspective from the start of the film and passes his wisdom on to a young man who needs it. I won't even make it to one. I thought that was you! GAH! Lets go tip to tip. Wade Wilson: And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! Deadpool: Dont stare directly into that. [after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him]. The asshole who killed Vanessa got away. And like most dicks, he's hard as a rock and causes nothing but problems! So, basically, you're Dave Matthews. Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. T.J. Miller Promises More Weasel in Deadpool 2 EXCLUSIVE. : Dopinder, you never cease to surprise me. A great memorable quote from the Deadpool 2 movie on Quotes.net - [As the X-Force team prepares to skydive] Peter: I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds? Oh, gosh. "Family was always an f-word for me." Retrieved on 2 May 2018. You're in the big leagues now, kid! Deadpool: Deadpool quotes are incredibly funny cheeky self aware and even romantic with ryan reynolds deadpool knocking it out of the park. But she was funny and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Toddler style? It's just hard to picture. It's tough to top the version of the Juggernaut from X-Men: The Last Stand, but Deadpool 2 manages to pull it off. : Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?" This is crazy. Terry Crews plays Bedlam, a member of X-Force, in "Deadpool 2." But this version of a team of more edgy X-Men mutants doesn't last long in the movie. MiniPool Sticker. You're not a fuckin' hero. : That's all it takes to be a hero. Originally from New York, Harris had . Peter: What in the actual ass? Well that's just lazy writing. Domino [suddenly Weapon XI is shot in the head by the current time traveling Deadpool] Deadpool: Hey! Deadpool: I dont speak Cantonese, Mister[he looks at card and then tosses it] Deadpool: Well, Im not even going to attempt that. You're not a fucking hero. You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? Wade? That's from Robocop! It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Will you give Domino my email? I just have a few final words. I'm a grower, not a shower. Zazie Beetz's deadpan delivery of every joke made by Domino makes her the breakout star of Deadpool 2. Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man. Deadpool: Firefist: Tell me they got that in slow motion. Olivia Singh. Deadpool You did this for me? Wade Wilson: People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. Deadpool: Do you see that beautiful bright light? "Can you speak up? Whatever. OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Sorry I'm late. Do you see that beautiful bright light? Deadpool: Zazie Beetz Pleads the Fifth on Deadpool 3. By Joshua Kristian McCoy. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. [Introducing Yukio to Wade] (You can . You're the one who said I was ready, and I frankly disagreed with you. He even runs like a fucking pervert. Starring:Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, T. J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapii, Zazie Beetz, Jack Kesy. Blind Al: You become everything he says you are, but worse. "It's a big house. But theres a reason why Im here, and Ill know when I know. We're better than him! I mean, look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it? For quotes from the Deadpool comic books, see here. Dopinder: So, youre from the future. I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. I was born into war, bred into it. Deadpool: [Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies]. Woodpecker. Fuck Wolverine. Cable : Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. Deadpool: Cable: The names Cable. She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. All throughout Deadpool, despite various scenes taking place at Charles Xavier's mansion, we only ever see Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead. [after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission] Im going to go make dessert. Deadpool (You can . No, it isn't. Go home. You want to fight for what's right, sometimes you have to fight dirty." X-Men! [upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa] Peter.Deadpool: [referring to a headshot of Peter, who looks a lot different in person] Am I getting catfished here, or any powers you want to tell us about, anyPeter: No. Trainee. Wade Wilson: 1 #11 (June 1992). You trusted me. Tails, you did it for me. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.". Cable: She's not coming back. Hitler - 20 April 1889', whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases, During a Sicilian mafia funeral, Deadpool breaks out of the coffin and shoots at the mob, to himself, holding the Green Lantern script, blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun, after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him, after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter, to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her, Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed, after Dopinder kills the headmaster by running him over with his taxi, Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI, Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool, Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away. But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit! Bred to be the ultimate weapon by a top-secret government facility, Domino's mutant ability was actually seen as a flaw. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives to keep Josh Brolin employed. : Moments after Vanessa is shot and killed, these credits act as an audience surrogate and manage to provide some laughs when they are desperately needed. [in the background, throws a box of supplies] He has the bod, attitude, and lines to form the generic, but likable, dad next door as embodied by his interview for X-Force. Thank you, Bedlam. Domino Then, you know what? No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. Wade Wilson: I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again. [Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away]. "The Time Traveler's Wife's" husband beat me within an inch of my life. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Cable: I said, You remind me of my wife. Deadpool: No, Im sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.Cable: She always struggled. And is known for her witty personality. And youre absolutely right. from Yentl. Family was always an F-word to me. What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? 9. Where was I? Deadpool: . That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. Whatever. That was really nice of you to say hi, so I'm gonna say hi back. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! And everyone not on the helicopter! I loved her. [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. And promise me, promise me one thing: that you'll start judging people not by the color of the skin but by the content of their character. So, I'm here to help us gear up so we can go after him without me. : The character has a long history with both . I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. : No one's ever changed you. 20th Century Fox. Deadpool: [referring to Russell] Why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? Deadpool 2's Super Duper Cut is less of a definitive director's cut and more of an alternate, 15-minute longer version of the movie with a small across-the-board increase in inappropriate sex . Ah, planets. Deadpool. Colossus: Deadpool: Deadpool: Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about? No! I don't want you to hurt me and I'll tell you anything, anything you wanna know except for where they are. "It has always been a dream to see my face reflected in your helmet." That's why you're such a little bastard. : Domino : Whatever. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Published Apr 19, 2018. There's a knife in your dick, yeah. Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy. Deadpool: What's your superpower? I really should have stayed in college Deadpool - Cable (Deadpool 2). Wait, you can't go back. YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! Deadpool Domino [while "dying"] We're better than that! Wade Wilson: What do you say we go fuck some shit up? I am.Deadpool: What am I going to do, Al?Blind Al: Probably something terrible, knowing you.Deadpool: It was my fault. Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Traffic? Deadpool 2 Script Lyrics. Deadpool: You know, it has always been a dream of mine, to see my face reflected in your helmet as you charge at me with murderous intent. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir. I'm done.". Wade Wilson: [singing] Oh, but Paul! [referring to the headmaster, who is trying to escape Russell] : . Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. [pulls out a knife] Deadpool Im very sorry. Some kind of soldier? Hey, it's me! The final trailer for Deadpool 2 showed Domino's unique mutant abilities in action. Deadpool From now on, we'll be known as X-Force. Good news and bad news. And all I want to do is grab her and see her and tell her that Im sorry, and I cant. Deadpool Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number. Weasel: Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. Puns. "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." Literally, in the case of Cable and his arsenal. The Juggernaut! Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy. : Deadpool: Download 2500x900 Josh Brolin As Cable from Deadpool 2 2500x900 Resolution Wallpaper, Movies Wallpapers, Images, Photos and Background for Desktop Windows 10 MacOS, Apple Iphone and Android Mobile in HD and 4K I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. Published May 14, 2022. My pile-of-shit father took off and bailed. He loves killing kids. Jesus Christ! Deadpool: - Blind Al. Fred Savage: | Deadpool 2 has exceeded the bar set by Deadpool in almost every possible regard, including memorable and hilarious one-liners. Go get 'em, tiger! : Weasel: Deadpool: [referring to Vanessa] I loved her. !Dopinder: Yes, sir.Weasel: [to Deadpool] Im sorry you had to see that, although Im glad you heard it. Wade Wilson: The Lord works in mysterious ways, don't I? This is a toughie. From start to finish the movie delivers multiple laugh lines every minute, hardly giving audiences a single moment to catch their breath. What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? I cant trust anybody! Peter Copyright 2023 ComicBook.com. Every Difference In The Deadpool 2 Extended Cut . Just tidying up the timeline. What do you get when you take 8-feet of chrome, one pinch of courage, a cup of good luck, a dab of racism, a splash of diabetes, and a wheelbarrow of stage 4 cancer? Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try. Vanessa: We'll let karma take care of him. He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears, Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool, Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. Don't look, it'll only make it worse. [to Peter] Deadpool : Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. What about your girl and your wife? - Weasel. Two: which Sharknado are we on? I was once an X-Man! He's going in through the back! [halts trailer] By stevieboi1579. "Doing the right thing is messy. You got me. F***! I'll never *not* picture that. Deadpool Domino Where did the rest of the team land?Deadpool: Good news and bad news. No more! Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? Just walk away!Peter: But were X-Force!Deadpool: Nope! : So, stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! Deadpool: F*** Wolverine. [Russell uses his power to throw Deadpool aside]Cable: Wonderful kid.Russell: You cant stop me, Wade! Puns. Domino: Peter! They probably won't even make a 3. I have three questions then. Your souls are beyond redemption! The difference is night and day. Domino : They're headed into the tunnel. Wade, Yukio. [in their cell] I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the groups name. Deadpool: Deadpool: Woodpecker Gingivitis Cuntpop Do you wanna build a snowman? Oh my God! Some kind of soldier? Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes. Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? Wade Wilson: Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: I stub my toe I'm done for the day. [looks at the camera] It's weird I only ever see two of you. Ah, planets. Sometimes it's so bad we feel like we're dying, but we can't really live until we die a little, can we? Wade Wilson: We were going to start a family. Russells not going to kill anyone. Dale! That's why we've rounded up our favorite quotes from the new movie. But we cant really live till weve died a little, can we? Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the DISPENSER? [to the camera] Wade Wilson: Here we go. I hope the Academy is watching. Including the one inside your brain, causing anxiety, confusion, pain. [singing] Get outta my head! Full Winnie the Pooh. Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. We're gonna lose 'em. Domino [During a Sicilian mafia funeral, Deadpool breaks out of the coffin and shoots at the mob]. Don't stare directly into that. When I get really scared I get nervous erections. : Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. Wade Wilson: I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say "There's a first time for everything,son." Wade: Thanks for the compliment.". - Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.". He was a bit of a prick. Wade Wilson: : Deadpool: But if you kill him, he wins. Peter: [whispers to herself] It's no big deal. You guys make a super cute couple. Even if we were there's a wind advisory in effect until at least Ryan Reynolds: He winds up a music box and places it on his desk. Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. Great a bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes. 5. Deadpool 2 flips Domino's appearance by keeping Beetz's natural skin tone and created a pale circle around her eye based . I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. :